#1: they built a small planet to orbit the earth. it was made entirely of padded foam. people could sign up to go there and contend in a big fight with everyone else who signed up. it was to be televised on earth.

#2: the Bluth family (Arrested Development) was hosting a golf tournament at a hotel near my house. i got a job as a page. everyone staying in the hotel was someone i knew. each of them had a problem and i had to help them solve it. there never was any golf playing, but i did sit on the top of a waterslide with James Franco and talk about water quality. our jeans got wet and our shoes filled up with water.