a guy was caught cheating in spanish class. he had a hedgehog that would tap out the correct answers in morse code on his leg, under the desk so no one could see. later, i was in an office with some co-workers talking about this guy and whether we should use it as a stroy for the radio. i was sitting at a desk, the top of the desk was made of a really really soft pillow. i fell asleep. my glasses broke.