Thursday, January 22, 2009

an old lady was driving around on errands. at a stoplight she makes eye contact with an old man and they realize they love each other. she follows the old man back to his apartment. they drink listerine with a straw from martini glasses and watch reruns of "I Love Lucy." they keep lists of all the things that can kill you, organized by state. they are very happy.

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